KIDS: Knock-Knock jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ronald McDonald.
The clown?!
No. Non-clowns have that name too you know.
(sadly walks away)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon outta here!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Kangaroo!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade Who?
Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, it's only a joke!
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